My parents spent half our dinner talking about one of their friend’s daughter’s anorexia and about how terrible it is that young girls feel the need to starve themselves to be thin, and then spent the other half of our dinner criticizing me for wearing shorts because I’m apparently ‘a big girl’ and ‘don’t have the body for clothes like that.’ If that’s not fucked up I don’t know what is.
white people: don’t blame us for our ancestors! i’m not responsible for those white people or what they did just because we’re the same color!
same white people: look at all these inventions you poc wouldn’t have without white people! i didn’t invent any of it but i’ma take responsibility for these ancestors just based on being the same skin color!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some girls are just so pretty and flawless. It’s not even their looks, it’s just their vibe. I dig it.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess